{"slip": { "id": 215, "advice": "Once you find a really good friend don't do anything that could mess up your friendship."}}
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{"fact":"A cat can\u2019t climb head first down a tree because every claw on a cat\u2019s paw points the same way. To get down from a tree, a cat must back down.","length":142}
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{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 159, "advice": "What's stopping you?"}}
{"fact":"Tylenol and chocolate are both poisionous to cats.","length":50}
{"fact":"The largest breed of cat is the Ragdoll with males weighing in at 1 5 to 20 lbs. The heaviest domestic cat on record was a neutered male tabby named Himmy from Queensland, Australia who weighed 46 lbs. 1 5 oz.","length":209}
{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}
{"slip": { "id": 59, "advice": "Don't be afraid of silly ideas."}}
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