Manila Water Company, Inc. has the exclusive right to provide water and used water (wastewater) services to over six million people in the East Zone of Metro Manila. It is a subsidiary of Enrique Razon's Trident Water Holdings Company, Inc., who acquired stakes from the country's oldest conglomerate, Ayala Corporation, starting in 2020 and completely taking over by 2024.
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Cry No Fear is a 2018 Filipino thriller film written and directed by Richard Somes, starring Ella Cruz and Donnalyn Bartolome. The film was produced by Viva Films and it was released in the Philippines on 20 June 2018.
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